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(417): View more from Missouri

we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!

(806): View more from Texas

wasnt one 13?

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(914): View more from New York

i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

No period for spring break; use this wisely.

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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class

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why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.

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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.

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(512): View more from Texas

And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

How was your night?

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Good. I made people cry and run home

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