At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
it was like eating out sand paper
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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