Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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