when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
