I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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