okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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