Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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