we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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