my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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