I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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