After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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