yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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