ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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