Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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