we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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