YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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