SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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