her vagine was all disorganized.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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