i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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