so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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