Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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