Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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