I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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