Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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