I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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