Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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