This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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