I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Randomize