Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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