just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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