Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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