Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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