I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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