What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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