I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the day after is always just damage control
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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