So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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