I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I pour the whiskey from now on
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize