There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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