Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This house was built for laser tag.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
