Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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