Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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