awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
