I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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