He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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