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Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
