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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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