At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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