Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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