id be glad to
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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