No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Be still, my beating vagina.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
