what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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