If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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