**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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