Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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