he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
