Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm passing your future prison.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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